Oooo, this is grreat!! I love them teasing each other about their coats. And calling Jack 'Boeshane'--HAHA!!

Your John is totally the John in my head. *nods* The correct John, obvs. ;)

Loved:
If I were you, I’d be huffing Selachian cluster dust from the hot pink backsides of Ockoran concubines. Daily.
and:
Jack blurts out the year and the date. Memorised like their serial numbers once upon a time and always.