today's thoughts

[51stcenturyfox]

1.)  I have thrown away another plant I've killed through neglect. Don't let me watch your kids unless they can open the fridge by themselves and reach the sink.

2.) I am tired of my responsibilities and want to buy a camper van with satellite wifi and drive around the country for at least a year. I could take showers at Gold's Gym or something. 

Aaaaargh.   

Comments

[igrockspock.livejournal.com]

I suggest hens and chicks. You can only kill them if you water them too much.

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I love those. I have a Martha Stewart magazine from back in the day with a layout on hens and chicks.

I should be embarrassed to admit I read house porn. :D