JB seriously needs to stop letting his dogs make his wardrobe decisions. If only in the sense of "oh, this has no fur on it today, guess that's what I'll wear!"

GDL is clearly the dark chocolate with raspberry to Burn's Milk Tray and peppermint patty.

GDL was probably doing headstands in the green room right up to photocall. He really was a cute little fucker in those happy days past.

At least the women know how to dress themselves (or pay the right person to do it). The photographer had the right idea: tits and tasteful bling for bookends, and hope the viewer doesn't look below JB's neck.